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“Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy when fried and good with ketchup." So! what started out as a Multi fandom multi shipping blog quickly became my dragon's horde of trash... POKEMON GO Friend code = plz message me ur gamertag and code!!
favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more
technically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow having a piece of a neutron star on earth
Remember when you hit the brakes too soon? Twenty stitches in a hospital room… When you started crying, baby, I did too… But when the sun came up, I was looking at you…
I worked at a McDonald’s as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly
Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald’s because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says “Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?”
Silence.
Longer silence.
And I knew in my heart what was happening.
So I leaned over and said, “It’s on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down.”
Another much shorter silence.
Then:
“What the - how the hell did… Uh. I mean. Thank you?”
And it’s been literally ten years but I’m still riding the high from that.
Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.
[Images ID: A series of progressions of a realistically rendered purple and red betta fish painted in Medibang. The scales are shiny and light purple, and there are streaks of light purple in the deep red fins. /End ID]
can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??
a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.
no come back ma’am
*under my breath* underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
Underwater love of my underwater life
There are benefits to being a marine biologist
underwater girlfriend underwater wife underwater love of my underwater life underwater benefits to underwater studies turning underwater sharks into underwater buddies underwater lovers are the partly sharky sirens seen if you’ve achieved degrees in underwater science
🫡 to the retail workers going to work today, braver than the troops
people in the tags commenting “this whole week” or “every day”, this is why i didn’t specify a date in the OP. retail workers are braver than the troops on every day that ends with the letter Y