ectoimp:

podplease:

sublingualspiro:

sketiana:

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

technically u cd fill it with neutron degenerate matter and change your problems from exceeding the weight limit to all the consequences of somehow having a piece of a neutron star on earth

Funnily enough

jiubilant:

jiubilant:

coolest fact i’ve ever learned bar none

they are grabbing dinner together

asummerrae:

“Collapse” is coming along well on TikTok <3

Bakugo finally got to hold Kirishima again, at least, hahaaaa

tamak0:

tamak0:

I’m working on a little comic!! This counts as part 1

Part 2!

timeclonemike:

shanastoryteller:

I worked at a McDonald’s as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald’s because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says “Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?”

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, “It’s on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down.”

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

“What the - how the hell did… Uh. I mean. Thank you?”

And it’s been literally ten years but I’m still riding the high from that.

Ninety percent of most magic consists of knowing one extra fact.

-Terry Pratchett

beautifulterriblequeen:

ankyans:

Eugene gets me

HAPPY LIMINAL SPACEMAS, COUCHES

ratchetclankarecute:

sealbf:

sealbf:

sealbf:

sealbf:

ive spent hours drawing a fish who wants to see the wip. i may be going insane

@mag003​ 👀

an update on miss fish 

COMPLETION

[Images ID: A series of progressions of a realistically rendered purple and red betta fish painted in Medibang. The scales are shiny and light purple, and there are streaks of light purple in the deep red fins. /End ID]

wayneradiotv:

strangelingincarnate:

moron-rights:

amonsteronmaplestreet:

weaselle:

gailynovelry:

delearyus:

transmechanicus:

spoookiepie:

wbicepuppy:

silverhawk:

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

no come back ma’am

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

underwater wife

Underwater love of my underwater life

There are benefits to being a marine biologist

underwater girlfriend
underwater wife
underwater love
of my underwater life
underwater benefits
to underwater studies
turning underwater sharks
into underwater buddies
underwater lovers are
the partly sharky sirens
seen if you’ve achieved degrees
in underwater science

Originally posted by tigersharks

… couldn’t help it….

WHERE is the audio to make this a banger like Underwater Temple, Underwater Monk??

sreegs:

sreegs:

🫡 to the retail workers going to work today, braver than the troops

people in the tags commenting “this whole week” or “every day”, this is why i didn’t specify a date in the OP. retail workers are braver than the troops on every day that ends with the letter Y

thetimelimit:

Anya learned to solve her problems like her mother and I will not discuss this with anyone.